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The National Poetry Competition is an annual poetry prize established in 1978 in the United Kingdom. It is run by UK-based The Poetry Society and accepts entries from all over the world, with over 10,000 poems being submitted to the competition each year. Winning has been an important milestone in the careers of many well-known poets.
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Love You Seven Times is a Chinese television series based on the novel Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes, All Thanks to a Single Moment of Impulse by Jiulu Feixiang, starring Ding Yuxi and Yang Chaoyue. The series aired on iQIYI on August 10, 2023.
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